Year: 2014
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The Bankruptcy Preference: Do Nothing Wrong. Get Sued Anyway.
What if I told you that a magical world exists where giant blue creatures live in harmony with their planet but are forced to fight off an invading human force seeking out the planet’s ‘unobtanium’ (seriously, someone in Hollywood was paid to come up with that)? You’d say Avatar must have been running on cable last week…
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Introducing DeSouza Law, P.A. (hey that’s me!)
For those of you wondering where I’ve been the past 5 months, I’d like to say I was wrestling helpless children away from the clutches of monstrous crocodiles (or was that wrestling small children who were watching monstrous crocodiles…), but alas that didn’t happen (it was sharks, not crocodiles). The public deserves humorous litigation tips…
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Hell Hath no Fury Like a Defendant (With Access to the Internet) Scorned
When I was a wee lad growing up as a chimney sweep on the mean streets of London – wait, that’s my Mary Poppins story (ask me about it after a few glasses of scotch). When I was a wee lad and just beginning my journey to the dark side of the Force law school,…
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I Have Had it With These [CENSORED] Employees on This [CENSORED] Plane!!
Snakes and planes and employees and lawsuits… oh my! If you are responsible for a business that consists of more than just yourself (and seriously, if it’s just you, how do you have time to read this article?), then the vast legal and level-headed wisdom of Samuel L. Jackson (not to be confused with Laurence…
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To Win or Not to Win… That is the Question (that I don’t have an answer to)
2014 New Year’s Resolutions: (1) blog more; (2) yell fewer profanities at people on the drive to/from work; and (3) through steady diet and exercise, obtain a Matthew McConaughey-esque physique by June so that I may finally implement my lifelong dream of Shirtless Fridays© (coming soon to an office environment near you). While I can’t promise…